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getoffmybloghoe:

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
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do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
  • me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
  • me at home:

If you wear heels to school I’m judging you.
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theblackship:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logoimage

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

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no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

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i like the google logo because it is colorful

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pizza:

if i have my headphones in there is a 106% chance i’m not listening to you
Anonymous: Lehigh guys will love you. Everyone is obsessed with California girls 

I don’t really think this is true.


Anonymous: Lehigh is very preppy. How do you feel about preppy guys? 

I personally think they’re hot. They’ll definitely be different from California guys


If someone wanted to do this project for me that’d be greatly appreciated.

forensic-dragons:

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards

acid-daisies:

dumblydoor:

i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable

and usually they aren’t