yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

k3lley:

k3lley:

k3lley:

    leopardcub:

pitchblackglow:

thissnigguh:

lostnaked:

neuraxon:

getoutofhellfree:

theofficialmrsclaus:

Click here for awesomness

eeeeeek. THATS AWESOME

OHMY G;AIDJLSKVCX

Can I just say I’m in love? Forever remembering

I LOVE IT. omg omg omg so true

new favorite thing ever! :DDDDD hahahahahahahahah

omg the notes. love.

i didnt get it at first lol but now omg

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment.

-(via stay-ocean-minded)

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

image

fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

nosdrinker:

is this a threat
rnike:

How about being stabbed

stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny