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getoffmybloghoe: My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:42:21 -0700

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:42:18 -0700

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:19:19 -0700

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:18:45 -0700

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:16:45 -0700

me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:

If you wear heels to school I’m judging you.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:55:56 -0700

If you wear heels to school I’m judging you.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:35:18 -0700

theblackship: life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:29:14 -0700

theblackship:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

i like the google logo because it is colorful

pizza: if i have my headphones in there is a 106% chance i’m not listening to you

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:27:56 -0700

pizza:

if i have my headphones in there is a 106% chance i’m not listening to you

Lehigh guys will love you. Everyone is obsessed with California girls

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:24:27 -0700

I don’t really think this is true.

Lehigh is very preppy. How do you feel about preppy guys?

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:20:14 -0700

I personally think they’re hot. They’ll definitely be different from California guys

If someone wanted to do this project for me that’d be greatly appreciated.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:12:21 -0700

If someone wanted to do this project for me that’d be greatly appreciated.

forensic-dragons: narfnin: awesomephilia: Whiteboards are remarkable. I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:30:44 -0700

forensic-dragons:

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards

acid-daisies: dumblydoor: i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable and usually they...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:29:57 -0700

acid-daisies:

dumblydoor:

i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable

and usually they aren’t

surf4ces: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:29:09 -0700

surf4ces:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

LIFE HACK

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:29:00 -0700

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

glassbonespaperskin: to zayn

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:15:09 -0700

glassbonespaperskin:

to zayn

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:14:25 -0700

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

saddumbgirl: idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:13:43 -0700

saddumbgirl:

idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you

passhion: Me this morning…

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:13:30 -0700

passhion:

Me this morning…